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I could use a snack!
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Because why not
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How I do vs. how they do
Me: “What’s for dinner?”
Grandma: “Oh, just your ordinary STUFFED CABBAGE and oh, yes my favorite, GREEN BEANS!”
Me: 😨😨😨😨😨😨
Me: “Ooh what a pretty vase.”
Grandma: “Why thank you! It has your grandfather’s ASHES in it!”
Me: “Can you teach me piano?”
Grandma: “Yes, of course! let me just get your grandfather’s ASHES off it.”
Me: “😒”
Grandma: “You YOUNGSTERS (me: ? What does that mean?) use too many emojis. Anyhow, here is your beginner music.”
What it looks like:
Me: “Grandma my parents are going on a trip can i stay with you?”
Grandma: “Ok, I will let you sleep in the bed you slept in when you were 2 YEARS OLD! And here is your BUNNY STUFFED ANIMAL THAT GOT ALL OF IT’S ARMS AND LEGS AND HEAD RIPPED OFF SO IT LOOKS LIKE A PEANUT that you used to sleep with!”
Me: “Grandma I forgot my concert is this weekend! Do you have an outfit I could wear?”
Grandma: “Here!:
What is looks like:
Me: “Grandma, I thought you have a dog?”
Grandma: “Sure I do! He’s over there.”
Me: “AH! HE IS CHOKING ON SOMETHING!”
Grandma: “Hey why are your grandpas’ ashes vase open?”
Grandma: “Hey, you did amazing at the concert! Let’s go somewhere special.”
What I am thinking on the way there :
Where we end up going
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Meaning: Notice No Toilet Paper…. and the fluffy white dog just there…. 😱😱😱😱😱
When you finish your moms popcorn before the movie starts (two wrongs there)
Just another Ordinary Incredibles Family Feast
When You Go to the Party at the Wrong Time
This better not have happened to you (someone broke the airplane window!)
BEFORE AND AFTER ANIMAE-FYING A PHOTO OF ME
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We Have the Dad Whose name is Hundred D. Ollors
Then the Mom, who goes by Fif Teedollers
Then the Oldest Child Whose Name Is Twen Teedollerbill (The Last Names Were Decided to be different by Fif and Hundred)
Then we have Tend Ollers (Her Last Name Is Quite Close To Hundred’s)
Then Dark, Brooding Fi $ve (pronounced Fiy-suhve)
Finally, the youngest, Wun Doh Ler
THEN The Pets!
First The Dog, Quarter
Then The Cat, Dime
Then The Bunny, Nickle
Then poor Penny who got flushed down the toilet
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