How I do vs. how they do
Me: “What’s for dinner?”
Grandma: “Oh, just your ordinary STUFFED CABBAGE and oh, yes my favorite, GREEN BEANS!”
Me: 😨😨😨😨😨😨
Me: “Ooh what a pretty vase.”
Grandma: “Why thank you! It has your grandfather’s ASHES in it!”
Me: “Can you teach me piano?”
Grandma: “Yes, of course! let me just get your grandfather’s ASHES off it.”
Me: “😒”
Grandma: “You YOUNGSTERS (me: ? What does that mean?) use too many emojis. Anyhow, here is your beginner music.”
What it looks like:
Me: “Grandma my parents are going on a trip can i stay with you?”
Grandma: “Ok, I will let you sleep in the bed you slept in when you were 2 YEARS OLD! And here is your BUNNY STUFFED ANIMAL THAT GOT ALL OF IT’S ARMS AND LEGS AND HEAD RIPPED OFF SO IT LOOKS LIKE A PEANUT that you used to sleep with!”
Me: “Grandma I forgot my concert is this weekend! Do you have an outfit I could wear?”
Grandma: “Here!:
What is looks like:
Me: “Grandma, I thought you have a dog?”
Grandma: “Sure I do! He’s over there.”
Me: “AH! HE IS CHOKING ON SOMETHING!”
Grandma: “Hey why are your grandpas’ ashes vase open?”
Grandma: “Hey, you did amazing at the concert! Let’s go somewhere special.”
What I am thinking on the way there :
Where we end up going
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