clydechronicles

Day 1

Hi My name is Mae and I am A dog. As you ave guessed. maybe. perhaps. ok fine. or not. If you’ll excuse me I’m shredding whatever is in sight.

Hee Hee. See that Green thing? That’s Long John Jones.

Anywhoo, right now I am just- AHHHHH!!!! THE TINY HUMAN STOLE LONG JOHN JONES FROM MEEE! ATTACK! Alright, a battle plan is scorching through my head I pause, staring into her 7-year-old soul and pounce! Oh, but I bounce off of her and land in a heap on the floor. Oh, well. The middle child just barked at her in their unknown language, and the tiny one, which I call tiny, threw it onto the couch as seen in the pictures.

OOH Its time to go on my WALK!

IM SO CUTE!!!!!!!

That’s me on the Rail Trail in Salem.

Anyhoo, It’s time for me to sleep. See You TOMORROW!!!!!!!